viernes, 20 de noviembre de 2009

CHISTES MADE IN ALAIN II



- Papá, te robaron la tarjeta del Corte Inglés hace tres meses y aún no lo has denunciado?
- Hijo mio, he descubierto que el ladrón gasta menos que tu madre


Un amigo le dice a otro:
- Oye ¿Tus vacas fuman?
- No, ¿Por?
- Pues entonces corre, que se esta quemando el establo


Era un tio tan pequeño tan pequeño, que la cabeza le olia a pies


Pepito le pregunta a su madre:
- Mama, mama, por que tengo yo dos papas y dos mamas?
- Porque eres bizco, cabrón


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